"Neither snow, or rain, or sleet, or dark of night, will keep us from our appointed rounds..."
Hell, even a good crap will only slow us down a little... or something.
A Portland mailman was caught with his pants down. Literally. Dropping off a package along his route.
Derfler had been waiting for his babysitter when he saw his mailman acting odd at his neighbor's house across the street. The postal worker then pulled down his pants and that's when Derfler began snapping pictures.
"To come on to our property and to defecate - it's just wrong."