Yes... I know. All two people who read this blog think I've been abducted by aliens.
I haven't. Yet.
But this is going to be short. I'm busy, but I have a message I'd like to send.
To the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to steal my debit card number and try to buy plane tickets (to Saudi Arabia, no less):
BWAHAHAHA! Nice job! That sucker wouldn't give you cab fare to the next block!
(I have never in my life been so perversely happy to be broke.)
That is all.