Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo...

According to news.com.au, a fifteen-year-old Augustus Gloop wannabe was sucked through an intake pipe in Queensland and shot straight to the marshmallow room...

Wait. That pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room. It goes to the fudge room.

Anyway, it worked out fine. I knew it would. From the article:

They could no longer hold on and he was sucked down through the pipe underneath the weir before coming out the other side.

How'd I see that coming? I saw the movie.

Charlie Bucket: He'll never get out.

Grandpa Joe: Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch. Remember when you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?

Heh. Life imitates art... or something.