Thursday, November 12, 2009

I Erased The Carrie Prejean Sex Video Tape

OK, not really. But I got your attention, didn't I? Now I'd like to ask:

"Why are you searching this nonsense?"

This woman is not news. Can we PLEASE stop aiming cameras at her? There's no more sense in it. Every time someone does, she's either taking off her clothes or lying about taking off her clothes.

FIRST, there were no topless pictures. Until there were. THEN it's the "sex" tape... which she claims isn't sex, since she was alone. NOW, it's a big CONSPIRACY against her!

Don't flatter yourself, Punkin. There's no conspiracy, it's just the tail end of your fifteen minutes. See, this is America. In America, we ONLY put people on pedestals so we can watch them fall off. And if they don't cooperate and fall of on their own, we nudge them off. And sometimes we knock them right off like American gladiators jousting with those big styrofoam lances. Get the picture?

This woman NOT a conservative spokesperson, she's not a role model, and she's really not that interesting. I can't for the life of me understand why she's become some kind of cause celebre. (It can't be just the naked pictures. The internet is overflowing with naked.) She's a vapid liar. She knew full well she had stripped (and more!) in front of cameras. Yet she continues to play herself as the victim.

She's on record saying that "the body is god's temple". Apparently that goes right out the window if you don't like his decorating job... then it's perfectly acceptable to let the Miss USA org buy you some new boobies. So she's a liar, and a hypocrite. Great -- she could run for Congress. Now today, via TMZ, the boyfriend who was on the receiving end of her solo tape says she asked him to lie for her.

Can we please stop giving her all the attention she so shamelessly craves? She's in such utter denial that when interviewed now, she refuses to talk about the sex tape... even though it's the only reason she's scoring interviews! Silly twit, why did you think Larry King called you? To ask about your highlights?

I don't care if this moron wants to take off her clothes every time she sees a flash bulb. And I actually felt a little sorry for her when uber-bitch Perez Hilton attacked her. But it has gotten old, old, old.

Carrie, please take the following advice, in the words of Vince Neil:

"Girl, don't go away mad. Girl, just go away."

Update: BWAHAHAHAHA! "There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, has learned exclusively"

It's a CONSPIRACY! Good grief. Maybe now this pathological liar will STFD and STFU.

"And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything,
and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror."

Hear Vince yet, Carrie? "Girl, just go away."

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