Ya think?!
What he should have declared is a fatwa against a certain overgrown rat.
Get a load of southwestern PA this afternoon... And did I mention it's still snowing?
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I included the swing set because, whether you have kids or not, everyone knows how big one is. At the right end is a buried teeter-totter.
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This, at the edge of the driveway, is past my knees...
This is the fire hydrant out back - well, it's the top three inches of the hydrant, anyway. You can't see the street because it's just... gone.
And this.....
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THIS is Public Enemy Number One, as far as I'm concerned. Furry little bastard.
Ol' Phil better worry less about losing his job to a robot, and worry more about me. The way I feel right this minute (after slogging through that mess, and falling on my rear end in it), he's really lucky we are in a state of emergency.
If I could shovel my way to Punxsutawney, I'd give Peta something new to complain about... I'd build a fire outside his tree stump and spit roast the little varmint.
Did I mention it's still snowing?
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UPDATE: Snowmageddon, indeed. The local rag reports a 21.1 inch total, per the nearest NWS station. I'm here to tell you there's better than two feet in my own yard, with drifts higher than that. Gloabal warming my arse.
1 comment:
I wonder what he would taste like?
You folks are surely getting hammered out there. Whatever happened to global warming?
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