"Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!"

I have a new favorite Christmas song... It replaces "Father Christmas" by The Kinks. (I know, I'm such a traditionalist!)

Ladies and gentlemen... Spongebob Squarepants:




Lyrics:

Ahoy, Everybody! Spongebob Here!

Christmas Is A Time For Presents And Mistletoe, Sharing And Caring -- So During This Most Festive Season ...Please, Don't Be A Jerk!

Bring "Joy To The World" It's The Thing To Do
But The World Does Not Revolve Around You

Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!

There's A Sign Above The Line That Says "Express"
That Means "Ten Items Or Less"

Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!

Be Nice To Babies And Animals, Old Folks Too
'Cause That's How You'd Like Them To Treat You

Use Turn Signals, Don't Screen My Calls
Don't Cha Wreck The House When You Deck The Halls!

Spit Your Gum Where It Won't Wind Up On My Shoe
Squeeze Toothpaste From The Bottom Of The Tube

Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!

When Others Are Talking Never Interrupt
Don't Put People Down Or Leave The Toilet Seat Up

It's The Time For Family And Holly And Turkey
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly Not Jerky!
(Jolly Not Jerky!)

Don't Dig In The Cereal Box For Goodness Sakes
Take The Prize And Leave Me Nothing But Flakes

Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!

Santa Brought Nearly Everything On Your List
Why Whine About The One That He Missed?

Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!

Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas!